Ten "suppressives" turned up outside the Tottenham Court Road "Dianetics and Scientology Life Improvement Centre" (only a token appearance was made outside the "Ideal Morgue" in Queen Victoria Street where, as usual, nothing was happening).

Big success for Scientology: as we arrived, a man was being sold a Dianetics DVD.

Mind you, he was their only customer that afternoon. They skulked at the back of the shop, never even emerging to do any leafletting.

We made use of post-World Cup vuvuzelas. More work may be required on this, they were annoying, but too deep-toned. More like digeridoos than the authentic swarm-of-hornets sound.