British BodyThetan Society Homepage

[Patron: His Grace the Duke of Omnium]

What is a BodyThetan? The BodyThetan (CorpoThetanus Fictitious) was 'discovered' by L .Ron Hubbard, founder of the 'Church' of Scientology, which attempts to brainwash people into believing that 75,000,000 years ago an evil dictator called Xenu brought 13.5 trillion aliens to Earth, blew them up in volcanoes, and drove them mad, all problems being due to infestation with these invisible insane aliens, which Scientology can exorcise for around £200,000

The British BodyThetan Society is dedicated to combatting this slander and achieving recognition and protection for our little invisible friends. It organises BodyThetan Shows to find 'Best of Breed', obedience and dressage trials etc. Our motto is that "A BodyThetan is not just for Xmas, it's for 75,000,000 years"

What do BodyThetans look like?

Are BodyThetans suitable pets? They are extremely cheap, requiring no food and can be taken anywhere, hence no kennelling bills or quarantine. They leave no unsightly mess on the carpet and are extremely loyal, staying with their host for lifetime after lifetime.All they require is affection.

Films and books on BodyThetans

STOP CRUELTY TO BODYTHETANS NOW! The British BodyThetan Society is committed to ending mistreatment of these lovely harmless creatures. Warning: some of these accounts may be upsetting.

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